It was the donuts' fault

Mike wrecked the truck Tuesday; he thinks it is totaled. I haven't seen it yet, but later today we plan to go get the personal stuff out of it.

Brooke said it was because his birthday is next week, and he wanted a new truck.  Well, he certainly didn't have to take out two other vehicles in the process!  Luckily no one went to the hospital.

But here is the true story:

On Monday, Mike went to his favorite donut shop. After selecting six donuts realized he didn't have his wallet.  They said, "That's okay, you're in here a lot so just pay us next time."

He wanted to make good on it sooner than later, and it was the trip back home that ended in all the smushing of cars.

Therefore, obviously, it was the donuts' fault.