Bill: or is it William?

A sign the economy is improving...

Bill and Ayn made a trip to Las Vegas recently. TSA was great again, good shows, good food. No problems until:  Nathan's Famous Hot Dogs.  Paying with a credit card, "Bill Jackson" on the card, and he is asked for ID.  Okay, then she says, "This says William. Do you have any ID with 'Bill' on it?"

Snicker,

He left without a dog.